Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Escorts in Johannesburg

Pussy: R350 to R1200 (2015 rates). The biggest range of white pussy is on the escort websites. There is plenty of black pussy on escort websites but this is some of the most expensive black pussy in Johannesburg ranging from R350 to R550. Coloured and Indian pussy is hard to find anywhere, the escort websites is no exception. There are very few Russian, Brazillian and other foreigners. Some asian women from Thailand and China can be found. Usually the price is per hour, lots of women also have rates for 30 minutes. It is not unusual that the woman charges for an hour but will try to get you to cum as quickly as possible, then spend 5 minutes with you and get you out the door.

Escort in Johannesburg does not mean someone who is going to accompany you to a business meeting, it means someone who is going to have sex with you.

Escort websites and the internet

Compared to international standards, South African escort websites are pretty bad. You will almost never find prices for sex and most of the photos and poses are so bad that they will make your willy shrink.

If this is your first time it is worth reading the forum on www.esa.co.za because the guys there will look after you. In fact if you are a novice then www.esa.co.za is probably the best site because they ban pussy if the pussy misbehaves and also the websites gives reviews on the women.

For foreigners, please take note that you are easy prey so take precautions. Common issues that have been raised:
If the woman tells you to go to a landmark rather than an address then she is wasting your time. They usually do this when they have an appointment already and the guy has not arrived yet. Invariably you will end up waiting at the landmark for 20 minutes while she rushes the other guy out, call you to come, then rush you out. No address = no booking.

Always state what you want on the phone and ask a price. For normal sex ask if they offer “full house” which also includes a blowjob. By default all women use condoms for blowjobs and sex. If you prefer a blowjob without a condom then ask, lots of women do this. If you are German into freaky sex then ask what you want upfront.

Anal sex is called “Greek” or “doing Greek”. Few women offer this.

Be nice on the phone, it gets you better pussy.

Price of pussy

Some of the better Escort websites:

Website listings

Some of the better listings for random sex stuff, including escorts. You often see the same women on the escort websites and the website listings but on the listings they usually charge much less.

Escort Jargon

When faced with pussy people say stupid things. This explains the unnecessarily convoluted jargon for sex in South Africa. Some of the more useful:

Full House = FH = normal sex, usually with a blowjob

BJ = Blowjob with a condom on

Greek = Anal sex

OWO = Oral WithOut = blowjob without a condom

GFE = GirlFriend Experience = sex, blowjob and kissing

Executive Gentlemen only = I am a whore with attitude

Same race only = white men only (only white women use this phrase)

Right of admission reserved = she fucks lawyers

Private House = this could mean a lot of things but usually that there are not too many women operating from the same venue.

Body to body = no sex, she will rub oil on you then slide all over

Massage = no sex, usually she will get naked but won’t let you dip your magic wand in her honeypot.

Escorts from Newspapers

Many local community newspapers and the Citizen have listings for escorts. The prices are lower than websites but then you don’t know what you are going to get.