Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Hillbrow Red Light District

In short: Hillbrow is the clit of Africa.

Hillbrow is everything that Sandton is not. Sleazy, Fun, Cheap, Debaucherous, Pussy, Prostitutes, Strippers, Drugs, Alcohol, Loud Music, Illegal, to name just the entrance of Hillbrow. A Red Light District is the place in a city where sex is celebrated and taboo is rejected. Hillbrow is not the organised Red Light District of Amsterdam, it is the everything-goes of Africa.

Hillbrow is the place to buy Kuku (pussy), prostitutes, magoshas. Some of the cheapest sex in the world and if you like black women, then you are in for a treat!

There are a remarkable number of sex establishments in Hillbrow but it is nowhere near Thailands Patpong, not even close. Some of the establishments are listed below with review and info:

 

Royal Park Hotel

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Pussy: Entrance is R50 during the day, R70 at night (after 17.00). R100 to R250 for sex in a clean room. There are stripper booths, price negotiable. There is quite a variety of shapes and looks here, so you will find big titties, skinny young women, chubby and super fat, nice asses, skinny asses, huuuuuge booty, pretty and fugly. On a quiet day around 20 women, when it gets busy on Friday nights then much more. The women here are not into chatting for hours, they need to make cash and quick so if you stand near the entrance to the bar you will get first pickings on the women. If you are on the far end of the bar it is unlikely that the pretty women will reach you.

Races: mostly black, a few oriental, occasional coloured and white but don't count on it.

Synopsis: Great place to get a beer and some cheap pussy.

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Summit Club

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Pussy: R50 gets you in during the day, R100 at night. Between R100 and R300 for pussy. These women have really nice asses and figures, many are tall and skinny. Lots of variety, a few white women, one coloured woman. Most of the women here look pretty bored and seem to be forced to work long hours. Don’t bother going before 14.00, there is almost no pussy. If you are looking for tiny titties then this place is for you. Boob lovers should try elsewhere.

Stripping: generally the Summit Club strippers are better than the Royal Park Hotel but there is more nudity at the Royal Park Hotel. At the Summit there seems to be one show per hour after 14.00 which is usually pretty good. For the rest of the hour the girls occasionally walk around the stage go-go style (no nudity).

Synopsis: Much cheaper than white strip bars, lots of black skinny pussy.

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Lily Lodge

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Pussy: R100 to R200 for pussy in one of the girls rooms. Mostly Zimbabwe and Zambia pussy. All Black, variety of figures and looks.

Synopsis: Good for pussy all week but there is no stripping.

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Maxime Hotel

This establishment has improved dramatically. In 2014 it was a dirty and run down. In 2016 it was run down but full of women (not particularly clean but not noticeably sif). About 150m from Royal Park Hotel, corner of Banket and Bok St, Johannesburg. The strip shows are supposed to be every hour but they are not worth watching and rarely show every hour. R40 gets you in. The rooms where you have sex are functional, not pleasant.

Pussy: R50 to R100 for a short time (2016). Considering the quality of the Royal Park hotel just around the corner, the only reason that you would go to the Maxime is if you wanted cheap. The prostitutes are not as pretty as the Royal. Exclusively black prostitutes, mostly from around Southern Africa.

Synopsis: if you want to have sex with prostitutes from around Southern Africa and you are too lazy to leave Johannesburg then this is your prime destination. Lots of Zambian, Zimbabwean and Mozambican women.

 

Hillbrow Inn

Hillbrow Inn is an affordable brothel situated close to The Summit Club. The entrance fee is affordable ranging from R15 to R25 (2015 prices). Inside there is a bar which has popular alcohol and it is affordable. It is most famous of it R11 Amstel Lager special (beer). The strip shows occurs rarely but if there are strippers they usually take time about 1 hour for a next show to occur. The girls range from young foreign girls to older women. R50 (USD3) will get you a normal round of sex or else you must be willing to pay and command for special treatment. Safety and privacy is fair and it is good place for low to middle class South Africans. [review courtesy of TIR in 2015]

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