Pussy in Johannesburg, South Africa

Brothels in Randburg

Randburg has its own little bundle of fun where Bram Fischer Drive and Jan Smuts Drive connect in Randburg.

Cheeky Tiger

Pussy: R50 ( $3 USD) as of 2015. Sex does not include anything other than you sticking your cock into the hooker so expect to pay more if you want to see her boobs or get a blowjob.

Last verified: June 2015

Source reliability: 10/10

Races: Black women only

Women: all shapes and sizes. If you want to fuck an average black woman then this is for you. There are over 20 women in this club.

Drinks: Cheapest you will get in South Africa, roughly R15 ($1 USD) for a quart (750ml).

Public Transport: This is a major Taxi hub (minibus taxi) called Randburg. The actual taxi rank is a short 3 minute walk. From the rank ask anyone for "the licencing department" and that should get you accross the road from Cheeky Tiger, use the overpass.

Address: This place is not easy to find. You need to get into this building (Google Street View) on the corner of Bram Fischer Drive and Jan Smuts Drive. Go into the building, then up the stairs. Don't use the stairs shown on streetview because that is the overpass. Opens at 10am, closes when everyone has alcohol poisoning from the cheap drinks.

Security: Cheeky Tiger has a bouncer and you will be searched, free entrance during the day. It also has a turnstile so no fatties can enter. Note that this area is a high risk of street robberies, be aware.

Synopsis: Once you enter the starkness of the place will hit you. This, my friend, is a third world brothel. There is a rown of black women sitting on chairs against the one wall and guys on various chairs all over the place all facing the women, this is trully surreal. There is a strip dance floor but strippers are in short supply.

The building that houses Cheeky Tiger also houses a few other establishments of ill repute. Try them out, you will get searched for weapons at all of them and there are a few women in each.

Beer Garden

The Beer Garden is around the back of 168 Bram Fischer Drive in Randburg, see photo below. There is a "guard" at the entrance but he does not seem to search anyone. This is your typical stark pool hall with a bunch of drunk guys and loads of big booty black women that are not too interested in life. Info from June 2015.

Beer Garden brothel Randburg

Club Malasha, Swaggerz Lounge

In the same building is club Malasha and Swaggers Lounge. Warning!! As of June 2015 it seems that the building that Club Malasha is housed in has been taken over by Nigerian Drug Dealers. This place is NOT safe.

Club Malasha and Swaggerz Lounge in Randburg

Mzansi Bar

Mzansi Sports Bar in Randburg

Mzansi Bar is also at 168 Bram Fischer Drive in Randburg. Warning!! As of June 2015 it seems that the building that Mzansi Bar is housed in has been taken over by Nigerian Drug Dealers. This place is NOT safe.