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Tiger Don't Cry Bar, Johannesburg

Info reliability 9/10. Last updated 21 March 2016

Pussy: FREE!!! The women here are not for sale, they are looking for white meat! There is a hotel conveniently located 200m away, the Radium Hotel (Marshall St corner of Auret St), which has hourly rates for their rooms and for a day it is about R220 (2016 price).

Entrance: No entrance fee. Open from about 10am to 2am (or when it gets quiet) every day. Note that the black chicks only really arrive in peak times on Friday/ Saturday. Aim to get there 20.00 to 22.00. There is a sign saying no guns but the bouncer will use his discretion. If you are well dressed and look decent he might overlook your self defence weapon. The bouncer has a strong dislike of gangsters. Just saying.

Where: Very close to Maboneng precinct in Johannesburg CBD. It is easier if you park in Maboneng (super security and car guards) and walk the one block down to Tiger Don't Cry Bar/nightclub. on Maritzburg St, between Marshall St and Park Street in Joburg CBD. Note that Maritzburg road joins the M2 so it is really easy to find.
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Tiger Don't Cry as a venue is probably half way between a shebeen and a wanabe night club, which means that white guys are in short supply and the beer is absurdly cheap (R15 for 660ml bottle).

Where Tiger Don't Cry differentiates itself is that it is stocked with bottles of cheap beer and black women that want white cock. The women there are not prostitutes, they are not service providers. They are regular women who want to meet white guys. This is pretty unusual in Joburg for the simple reason that even 20 years after the end of Apartheid, there is no place specifically for interacial mingling except for Tiger Don't Cry. Yes, there are places like Newscafe but meeting a down to earth black chick is unlikely to materialise there.

Tactics for picking up a black woman as a white guy

Seeing as this is not a brothel you will not have pussy flung at you as you walk in the door. Go to the bar, get a drink and sit down. Stick around for 30 minutes. All the black guys won't bother you, it is always a curiosity to have a white/coloured/asian guy in Joburg CBD but they are used to it in this bar. There are always those chancer black guys who think that every white guy can give them a job, just say "No". You will notice the black girls glancing at you. If they make eye contact with you a couple times you probably have a chance. Standard pick up is: hi, I am XXX, how are you, what is your name, can I buy you a drink, here is your drink come sit with me over there away from your friends so that you can get comfortable with me outside of your comfort zone, you are really pretty, what is your number, come outside for a smoke, let's get something to eat (there is no food at Tiger Don't Cry), let's go to get food at Maboneng far away from your friends, that was a nice meal, I like you, come to my place, you don't want me to lick your pussy, yay, damn your titties look good when they wobble. Remember, black women are brain washed to believe that white guys are superior so if you are white then picking up black girls is very easy.

The obvious benefit is that Cute Sugar Babes can find their Sugar Daddies here.

Again, this establishment is not going to compete with upmarket bars. The decor is not great but it is clean. It has Pool tables and the worlds most convoluted jukebox. No food.